Boo!

Halloween is coming.Want to see something really frightening? Take a look at this.

This horrible little calculator was brought to our attention by our friends at CrankyFitness.com. You should read the article; it’s a hoot. But this calculator is just slightly less frightening than your favorite scary movie.

It calculates how much walking you would have to do if you indulged in various Halloween treats.

Two lousy little teeny-weeny Hershey’s Kisses, and we have to walk FOR HALF A MILE?

ARE THEY KIDDING???

This is just awful. Bunny is so upset. Who needs to be slapped in the face with this kind of harsh reality? She HATES harsh reality! She likes to pretend! Ignore the truth! Rationalize!

Halloween’s supposed to be FUN, isn’t it?

Damned calculator.

BOOOO!!!!!